Doug Raps The School Delays

I gotta hand it to the guy, he went for it!

After Carey announced their school delay with this image:


I immediately issued a challenge to Doug to deliver the school delays in a rapping fashion, a challenge which I thought would get cast aside with some kind of dismissive “Uh dude, I do the News, I’m very busy doing the Newsy things that I do with the News,” but not today!

Extra bonus points for Doug for committing to rhyming “Gutter” and “Later.”