Drinks Can, In Fact, Be Zesty

 

Say what they will about my choice of words when describing my beverage of choice, Doug and the current-but-soon-will-be-departing-if-she-continues-down-the-path-of-following-Doug’s-lead-each-morning intern Leah, are just plain wrong.

Proof that geniuses and geniuses alone prefer our drinks zesty:

 

OH AND THIS ONE… which absolutely embodies my literal thoughts nearly every morning: